posts tagged "humbleegomania"

aaron finds this funny. alex doesn’t.

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IT’S SO CUTE

jessica just sent me this picture and said it reminds her of me and im laughing 

jessica just sent me this picture and said it reminds her of me and im laughing 

my sim teej is now a trashy novel writer

@humbleegomania

that’s not a trashy novel he’s writing, jessica

that’s his Anas

thomas jefferson is now in the town's community garden in the middle of the night harvesting the crops all for himself

@humbleegomania

i must go

I made jessica pose with the sugar cane

And then we decided that Alexander would spend a billion years oogling it

I made jessica pose with the sugar cane

And then we decided that Alexander would spend a billion years oogling it

AWW YISS I MET JESSICA

AWW YISS I MET JESSICA

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remember pt 2

remember pt 2

humbleegomania replied to your post: clay jenkinson wished me a happy birthday on my…

SCREAMING

it was a private message too i feel so unusual right no w 

♪ happy birthday to you, aaron burr's at the zoo, he loves all the animals, most of all congaroos ♬

@humbleegomania

CONGAROOS SAKFJSLDKFJAS

it’s so great because i can almost hear him saying it 

like sounding it out and pronouncing it in whatever accent he happened to have

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what do they think we are? their sexting bitches?

i don’t even know but these keep getting more and more obscene

my dignity is offended, even in hell

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aziraphale wants crowley to know that he misses him and his bentley

crowly says he misses aziraphale’s—

well im not going to type that its too early for this even in hell

humbleegomania replied to your post: humbleegomania replied to your post: hello i am…

actually alexander and i are sitting up here in heaven with elgar and liszt wondering why we can’t find a single sushi restaurant

UHG ARE YOU SERIOUS ME AND AARON AND THE MARQUIS DE SADE ARE DOWN HERE WAITING FOR YOU GUYS MACHIAVELLI WON’T SHUT UP AND HITLER SMELLS REALLY WEIRD 

but anne boleyn makes a surprisingly good banana nut loaf

humbleegomania replied to your post: hello i am blogging from beyond the grave satan is…

is aaron with you

he most certainly is and he sends his regards

he wants to know when you’re getting here

humbleegomania replied to your post: humbleegomania replied to your post: i had a dream…

obviously the corn chips symbolized mexico and by taking them you accepted his offer to be his mexican queen. the pee was just another fetish.

jessica dont ever change