aaron finds this funny. alex doesn’t.

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IT’S SO CUTE
my sim teej is now a trashy novel writer
@humbleegomaniathat’s not a trashy novel he’s writing, jessica
that’s his Anas
thomas jefferson is now in the town's community garden in the middle of the night harvesting the crops all for himself
@humbleegomaniai must go
remember pt 2
humbleegomania replied to your post: clay jenkinson wished me a happy birthday on my…
SCREAMING
it was a private message too i feel so unusual right no w
♪ happy birthday to you, aaron burr's at the zoo, he loves all the animals, most of all congaroos ♬
@humbleegomaniaCONGAROOS SAKFJSLDKFJAS
it’s so great because i can almost hear him saying it
like sounding it out and pronouncing it in whatever accent he happened to have
humbleegomania replied to your post: humbleegomania replied to your post:…
what do they think we are? their sexting bitches?
i don’t even know but these keep getting more and more obscene
my dignity is offended, even in hell
humbleegomania replied to your post: humbleegomania replied to your post:…
aziraphale wants crowley to know that he misses him and his bentley
crowly says he misses aziraphale’s—
well im not going to type that its too early for this even in hell
humbleegomania replied to your post: humbleegomania replied to your post: hello i am…
actually alexander and i are sitting up here in heaven with elgar and liszt wondering why we can’t find a single sushi restaurant
UHG ARE YOU SERIOUS ME AND AARON AND THE MARQUIS DE SADE ARE DOWN HERE WAITING FOR YOU GUYS MACHIAVELLI WON’T SHUT UP AND HITLER SMELLS REALLY WEIRD
but anne boleyn makes a surprisingly good banana nut loaf
humbleegomania replied to your post: hello i am blogging from beyond the grave satan is…
is aaron with you
he most certainly is and he sends his regards
he wants to know when you’re getting here
humbleegomania replied to your post: humbleegomania replied to your post: i had a dream…
obviously the corn chips symbolized mexico and by taking them you accepted his offer to be his mexican queen. the pee was just another fetish.
jessica dont ever change




