desmoulicious replied to your post: desmoulicious replied to your post: i dont have…
wait hold the fuck up don’t the stalls at your college have doors
why yes lauren yes they do.
desmoulicious replied to your post: i dont have anymore toilet paper so i have to go…
hey it’s not your septic system use tissues every man for himself
i just spat everywhere i am in public
desmoulicious replied to your post: “fumer le cigare” is slang for “to give a blowjob”…
freud
Aaron Burr favored extra-long cigars. He had them specially made (when he could afford it) extra long so that they would last and burn longer, and was a constant smoker for a good deal of his life
So yeah you tell me
desmoulicious replied to your post: does everyone remember that scene when the sultan…
oh so aaron gets to be alladin and john is the obese man with dwarfism
burr/hamilton otp sry
desmoulicious replied to your post: i just read on wikipedia raccoons and hummingbirds…
did you…………think…………….they weren’t
no i didnt
i actually dont spend my time thinking about raccoons and hummingbirds, lauren
or sharks for that matter
last night i salivated on all of your socks
@desmouliciousdid you know the requiem shark has live births
desmoulicious replied to your post: yes lauren i said if aaron burr was a zoo animal…
MAMMALS
fuck you steve irwin
they have live births what did you want me to say
yes lauren i said if aaron burr was a zoo animal he would be a goddamned shark
the other day my ap teacher said that calvin was 'neurotic' and the same kid that wrote about braveheart and drew himself and the teacher burning in hell on his 'role of religious reforms in politics' essay like, stared at her and was like 'what?' and she repeated it and he goes 'OH. OH MY GOD. I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS /E/ROTIC.' ap teacher is like 'i'm pretty sure it's hard to be both' and he goes 'i'm both'
@desmoulicious
lauren is a spiritual herman blennerhassett
