I am trying so hard not to bust out laughing right now

the sneak preview on page one to make you buy the book:

Angelica knew what kind of man Aaron Burr was long before she met him.

She knew he was her father’s most deadly enemy, a ruthless figure who wielded power in the service of his insatiable ambition.

She also knew that he was the most notorious gallant in New York, a lover who used woman after woman to satisfy his appetites.

But now for the first time Angelica stood face to face with Aaron Burr, and all her knowledge seemed to fade away as she listened to him command her to come away with him…to trust him to protect her from the horror she felt consuming her…

Angelica only knew that she was a woman in the hands of something far stronger than she…and he was the man who held her fate in his hands…

oh no