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this made me think of you

the hangover also makes me think of you

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this is truly a beautiful gift thank you peace and blessings

straightchristianfurry:

i guess the moral is not to suppress your own sense of ethics to model other people

don’t assume that another person, because they’re popular, or generally known as a “good person,” or because talking to them makes you feel good, has an inherently superior moral compass

because if you try to be a good person by someone else’s standards rather than your own, you’ll become frustrated and bitter, and one day when the stakes are high you’ll slip up and react to something authentically and people will be surprised or even horrified

you should try to be a good person, for sure, but also you should listen to your own superego rather than just monkeying what other people seem to think is proper behavior

you feel me

(Source: runningupthedownescalator)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

digivolves:

joshsux:

how do you even sext with girls

text her in all caps asking her where the nearest walgreens is 

People chained to the walls, the crack of a whip being heard every second, screaming, moaning, the sound of the crackling fire, and Aaron just standing there smiling at it all. The image that your username gives me every time I go on your blog.

@Anonymous

if I had a dollar every time I got a message like this

mosoli: im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

no but remember that time thomas fleming went on the thomas jefferson hour and said he thought monroe orchestrated the entire reynolds affair with jefferson’s sanction because i do

phocion: strawberry-fox: This is some through-the-looking-glass shit here I tried to see it through the republican lens.  I herniated a disc. there is no god 

phocion:

strawberry-fox:

This is some through-the-looking-glass shit here

I tried to see it through the republican lens.  I herniated a disc.

there is no god 

westindianbitch:

ok what I don’t understand is why the scholars of aaron burr are called burrites when they could be burritos like come on guys

nowaclubpenguinblog:

she really did not want to take my order

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(Source: greelin)

eating my own body weight in NC pulled pork barbeque and sobbing profusely

stacy and clinton from ‘what not to wear’ remind me of if anne boleyn and alexander hamilton had a fashion show together